voluptuousbooty: awesomephilia: Purr = happy cat noise Gato = Spanish for cat Purgatory = infinite realm of happy Spanish cats
mamamantis: so are we gonna discuss how fucked up it is that women have to wear makeup to be taken seriously at work and job interviews but if a woman has a genuine interest in and enjoyment of cosmetics she is written off as shallow, vain, and stupid, and consequently not taken seriously
henryandhisbrain: Dear Yahoo, If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages. If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk. Regards Tumblr Users
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nannajane: in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
a detailed list of people who have a crush on me:
rneerkat: rneerkat: rneerkat: what do boxes breath boxygen i stand corrected
multipack: do u ever go to school confident in what ur wearing and then u actually get there and ur kind of just like wow well this was an awful idea
dandyions: i can’t believe tumblr user egberts bought tumblr
sweeneytad: *dentist slaughters family in front of you* they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
toadlyoko: So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept sprite or the clear kool aid in a water bottle and felt like I was someone who made moonshine during the prohibition era.
rabioheab: it’s time for leo dicaprio to give up on his acting career and open a coffee shop called Leonardo DiCappuccino
amoying: give birth to the roof, feed the roof, nurture the roof, raise the roof